Thursday, February 12, 2009

娶美女必备的条件

条件一:敢娶美女的人一般来说都是智勇双全,能力非凡。正因为美女难养,挑剔、娇嫩、人人慕仰,肯定应酬多,所以男人首先必须大度,再包容。

条件二:娶美女就像炒股,要有冒险精神,要有投入,而且还要有眼光,知道哪股能赚,哪股是亏。

条件三:美女惹眼、抢手,美女脾气大,而且小气,所以娶美女的人须神通广大,既能化解家庭危难,又能理解外界纠纷。

条件四:美女非一般女人,对丈夫和家庭的要求难免偏高,所以这也就给想娶美女的男人增加了许多压力。所以敢娶美女的男人一定是一个有上进心、已经成功或者渴望成功並有能力和希望成功的男人。

条件五:敢娶美女的人一定是一个有极强的奉献精神的男人。美女不是锁在笼里的金丝雀,不是藏在阁楼里的娇娘,更不是家庭主妇,所以男人要能吃苦;要有充裕的时间陪美女逛街、会友。

条件六:美女肯定有脾气,討个美女做老婆,最重要的就是要有一套对付美女的独家本领。

条件七:美女们有点脾气就像明星们不时闹点緋闻,那才和他们的身份相得益彰,这就要看你是否具有宽广的胸怀及非常人所能包容的姿態。

条件八:家有美妻,不时会有好心人半真半假地拍著你肩膀开玩笑:“你夫人那么漂亮,得当心一点啊!”说到要害处,又戛然而止,他那神色,够让你回家心惊肉跳半天。可谓人心难测,人言可畏,这就要求你身心健康,否则,保不准会闷出什么病来。

Saturday, January 24, 2009

12/01/09

today same as usual day...just today bro back from PLKN... we go fetch him at 7am!!!! mom and sister keep wake me up...zzz...me just wake up late abit then been say like sohai..haha...kanpo also le...haha...after fetch him we go eat...and then back home...same as usual day i need find something to do...those something is play :D actually i have 1 math2 book...thanks to robin >''<>"< but boh bian also...already kill liao and put in fridge jor liao...hiak hiak...so xian shi...haha...mom say who got so hao xin and so stupid return wor...before my grandgrandma also got feed chicken at roof top at my old house there la...mom say 2 chicken missing coz no take care it...go where find? just disappear like that nia...haha...hope other ppl return? bu ke neng... LOL...beside that relative there have many thing happened...some is good some is no good...and some is unexpected....hope everything just fine and fast settle....good luck all...GONG XI FA CAI~ WAN SHI RU YI~ DA JI DA LI~ZUI ZHONG YAO SHI CAI YUAN GUN GUN (hong bao mah) :D

Sunday, January 18, 2009

18/01/09

不开心不开心不开心不开心不开心

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

31/12/08

today last day i work, also last day for 08...i no regret resign the job and i no regret this job. i resign the job without salary...Zzz...they hold my salary for 2 month...can say what? only can say i am stupid enough... sign contract...i can no need to sign it...why for i sign it? sometime situation cannot let me choose...can say they force me...but after sign they can say is play with me...sign or no sign still is mine... chew... i already know everything...DUN TOO HONEST TO EVERYONE...even they treat u good enough...then just now i go find my ex...Zzz...why i will find her? maybe can say i alone...but i not other meaning...just wan to find someone pei me talk...mood damn damn bad...but lucky she sleep... i think i will keep far away from her...lol... happy new year everyone...

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

30/12/08

today afternoon i eat lunch with my friends,tze kee, he is a salesman too...we talk alot and i learn alot also...i just knew that before i not respect my ah tao...lol..sorry about that...and too too care about small small thing...too ji jiao... >"< paise paise...and today i work so happy...hiak hiak...confident...but no sales lah...haha...atleast i work happy... :D

Monday, December 29, 2008

29/12/08

a peaceful day... :D

Sunday, December 28, 2008

28/12/08

zzz...no display not mean i no work...i try so hard already...zzz...so beh song...but boh bian...work for ppl is like that...zzz...